A running record of firsts
Never Have I Ever
I’ve always been of the belief that I’ll try anything at least once. This year, I started noticing all of the things I had somehow never done before, including really ordinary things that other people might not even think twice about. Crossed out means I finally did it. It does not necessarily mean I intend to complete everything here.
- Taken a nude photo
- Spray-painted graffiti
- Bought alcohol with a fake ID July 26
- Fallen in love
- Gone to a nude beach
- Punched a hole in a wall
- Broken a bone
- Drunk-called or messaged an ex
- Been on a blind date
- Gotten arrested
- Gotten a ticket or been pulled over July 26
- Gotten a tattoo
- Called 911
- Gone streaking
- Gotten blackout drunk
- Auditioned for something
- Stolen something from a friend’s house
- Stolen a book from the library
- Had a wax strip done June 26
- Seen a double-feature movie
- Sent back a dish at a restaurant
- Had a surprise party thrown for me
- Seen a stripper
- Tried acid or mushrooms
- Gotten into a physical fight with someone outside my family
- Changed my name legally
- Had a hangover
- Driven a motorcycle
- Smoked indoors
- Smoked inside a car
- Gotten cash out of an ATM
- Eaten lobster May 26
- Drunk milk out of the carton May 26
- Used a shot ski June 26
- Done a keg stand
- Driven drunk or high